fish7.org http://www.fish7.org Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:03:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 en I CAN’T HELP IT. http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/28/i-cant-help-it/ http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/28/i-cant-help-it/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:47:20 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/28/i-cant-help-it/ I CAN'T HELP IT.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/28/i-cant-help-it/feed/ Joni Church: Oh COME ON, already. http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/27/joni-church-oh-come-on/ http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/27/joni-church-oh-come-on/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:19:47 +0000 admin Bloggy Bits. http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/27/joni-church-oh-come-on/ Joni Church is a pet sitter in New Jersey. She is not me. I am a video editor (and so much more) in Winnipeg, Manitoba. I shouldn’t care, because she deserves the name as much as I do (I guess), but it really bothers me that this other Joni’s name dominates the first page of a Google search done on “Joni Church.” I have a place in this world too, you know. I mean, just because I’m a nobody who hasn’t done much of anything…

So I’ve egotistically pulled together a comprehensive guide to my web presence for those of you who would like to know absolutely everything about me (I imagine none of you). This is it, people. All there is. Nothing and no more to know than what you can learn from the list below. These are me. I am these…

IMDB.com

Apple Discussions

Creative Cow Forum

Recreating Eden

International Institute for Sustainable Development

East of Euclid

Deviant Art

Sellaband

Onceadored.com
(yes she’s talking about me, she calls me Joni Mitchell, but we both know)

And finally… NOT ME.
http://www.jonichurch.com/
(wait a minute… JONICHURCH.COM?!?… jesus, she’s taken *everything*)

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/27/joni-church-oh-come-on/feed/ Can’t Sleep. http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/18/cant-sleep/ http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/18/cant-sleep/#comments Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:53:31 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/18/cant-sleep/ Can't Sleep.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/18/cant-sleep/feed/ Blogging? Joni? http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/05/blogging-joni/ http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/05/blogging-joni/#comments Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:24:07 +0000 admin Bloggy Bits. http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/05/blogging-joni/ Blogging? Joni?

You bet your sweet ass I’m blogging. I will be blogging good, blogging hard, and blogging smart.

Chart.

Taking things apart.

Blogging with blatant disregard for one's own safety.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/05/blogging-joni/feed/ Jump from Height. http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/04/jump-from-height/ http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/04/jump-from-height/#comments Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:43:27 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/04/jump-from-height/ Method calculator.

Jump from Height.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/04/jump-from-height/feed/ Still to come… http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/04/still-to-come/ http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/04/still-to-come/#comments Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:25:26 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/04/still-to-come/ The worst part.

Still to come...

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2008/08/04/still-to-come/feed/ Cogmatic Robatics. http://www.fish7.org/2008/07/19/cogmatic-robatics/ http://www.fish7.org/2008/07/19/cogmatic-robatics/#comments Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:34:26 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2008/07/19/cogmatic-robatics/ Just see who else can make robots like we can make them.

Just see who else can make robots like we can make them.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2008/07/19/cogmatic-robatics/feed/ Bye-bye, motherfuckers. http://www.fish7.org/2008/07/19/bye-bye-motherfuckers/ http://www.fish7.org/2008/07/19/bye-bye-motherfuckers/#comments Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:56:53 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2008/07/19/bye-bye-motherfuckers/ Send ‘em all up in a spaceship towards the sun.

bye-bye-motherfuckers.jpg

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2008/07/19/bye-bye-motherfuckers/feed/ A three-dollar pie. http://www.fish7.org/2007/12/18/a-three-dollar-pie/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/12/18/a-three-dollar-pie/#comments Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:58:22 +0000 admin Bloggy Bits. http://www.fish7.org/2007/12/18/a-three-dollar-pie/ I was born a three-dollar pie. I needed an operation… they tried to eat me.

The doctors got me mixed up with the baby of the family in the room next door, and turned me into a black butterfly. My parents were completely thrown. They wanted to hug and love me, but they couldn’t touch me because they were afraid they’d wipe the powder off of my wings. Finally after the third operation I was made into a person.

Also, I was born in the back seat of a greyhound bus on highway 41. It’s true.

I think that having been born a pie, then turned into a butterfly before becoming human really shaped who I am today. I don’t see the world as others do, and I have more sympathy for pastries and winged beings. But still I’m glad to have finally decided to become a starfish. It’s more comfortable for sleeping, and who wouldn’t want that?

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/12/18/a-three-dollar-pie/feed/ Distraught Red. http://www.fish7.org/2007/12/18/distraught-red/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/12/18/distraught-red/#comments Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:19:10 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2007/12/18/distraught-red/ Distraught Red.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/12/18/distraught-red/feed/ Heartburn? No. http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/16/heartburn-no/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/16/heartburn-no/#comments Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:33:06 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/16/heartburn-no/ HEART BOULDER.

Heartburn? No.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/16/heartburn-no/feed/ Please, No Soliciting. http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/05/please-no-soliciting/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/05/please-no-soliciting/#comments Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:01:58 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/05/please-no-soliciting/ I am a solicitor. I have come to interrupt your dinner.

I am a solicitor. I have come to interrupt your dinner.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/05/please-no-soliciting/feed/ Poopy Dash. http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/03/poopy-dash/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/03/poopy-dash/#comments Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:49:10 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/03/poopy-dash/ I win the Poopy Dash.

I win the Poopy Dash.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/09/03/poopy-dash/feed/ It’s a shark. http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/its-a-shark/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/its-a-shark/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:37:58 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=36 It's a shark.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/its-a-shark/feed/ 3’s for a botched wisdom tooth extraction. http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/3s-for-a-botched-wisdom-tooth-extraction/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/3s-for-a-botched-wisdom-tooth-extraction/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:36:12 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=34 3's for a botched wisdom tooth extraction.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/3s-for-a-botched-wisdom-tooth-extraction/feed/ Cat Tile. http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/cat-tile/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/cat-tile/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:35:07 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=32 Cat Tile.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/cat-tile/feed/ Are those…? http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/are-those/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/are-those/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:34:18 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=30 Are those...?

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/are-those/feed/ Black Satin Chicken. http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/black-satin-chicken/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/black-satin-chicken/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:32:37 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=28 Black Satin Chicken.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/black-satin-chicken/feed/ John Gurdebeke and I at the Beach. http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/john-gurdebeke-and-i-at-the-beach/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/john-gurdebeke-and-i-at-the-beach/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:31:45 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=26 John Gurdebeke and I at the Beach.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/john-gurdebeke-and-i-at-the-beach/feed/ Red Rabbits. http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/red-rabbits/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/red-rabbits/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:24:20 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/red-rabbits/ Into the Crucible to be Rendered an Emulsion.

Into the Crucible...

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/red-rabbits/feed/ Every Alex. http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/every-alex/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/every-alex/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:22:19 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=22 Every Alex.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/every-alex/feed/ Beautiful Day Today. http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/beautiful-day-today/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/beautiful-day-today/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:19:27 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=20 Beautiful day today.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/beautiful-day-today/feed/ Grassy Apocalypse. http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/grassy-apocalypse/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/grassy-apocalypse/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:59:20 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=18 Grassy Apocalypse.

]]> http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/grassy-apocalypse/feed/ And then my poor meatball… http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/and-then-my-poor-meatball/ http://www.fish7.org/2007/08/29/and-then-my-poor-meatball/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:57:00 +0000 admin Drawings http://www.fish7.org/?p=16 And then my poor meatball...

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