Joni Church: Oh come on, already.
Joni Church is a pet sitter in New Jersey. She is not me. I am a video editor (and so much more) in Winnipeg, Manitoba. I shouldn’t care, because she deserves the name as much as I do (I guess), but it really bothers me that this other Joni’s name dominates the first page of a Google search done on “Joni Church.” I have a place in this world too, you know. I mean, just because I’m a nobody who hasn’t done much of anything…
So I’ve egotistically pulled together a comprehensive guide to my web presence for those of you who would like to know absolutely everything about me (I imagine none of you). This is it, people. All there is. Nothing and no more to know than what you can learn from the list below. These are me. I am these…
International Institute for Sustainable Development
Onceadored.com
(yes she’s talking about me, she calls me Joni Mitchell, but we both know)
And finally… NOT ME.
http://www.jonichurch.com/
(wait a minute… JONICHURCH.COM?!?… jesus, she’s taken *everything*)